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Post by admin on Mar 20, 2009 5:46:24 GMT 8
If you have a funny story about a mere female in your life, why not share it with the other members and post it here.
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Post by horses7 on Mar 20, 2009 6:15:56 GMT 8
A couple of Saturdays ago I had to leave home very early as I was one of the volunteers (muggs) to mann a fundraising sausage sizzle for the club (poultry club of course) as it was still dark when I left so I asked the rest of the family to let the chookens out when it was time. As per normal everyone passed the buck and it got left to one of the daughters to do ( the one that when we had a close fire the first thing she put in her car to evacuate was her hair straightener and makeup bags) All went smooth until she got to the SPANISH, these have to be carried indiviually out from their individual night pens in the big shed to their shared day yard. At our house I have 2 roosters that free roam around the house, Big Bopper, ( a very large Light Sussex Rooster) and Fancy Pants ( SS Hamburg rooster). She carried the Spanish rooster out, I would like to add he is a very well mannered man, and nshe went for Mrs Spanish. Now Mrs Spanish has a little trick she likes to do. When you open her door you put up your arms out at chest height and she jumps into them, but the daughter did not know this, so when she opened the door , put her hands out to pick her up, Mrs Spanish jumped, daughter ducked, with a high piecing scream, and Mrs Spanish prompty flew over her head as was out the the big shed door to FREEDOM. Mrs Spanish was off and running. About 2 metres away from the door of the shed Big Bopper and Fancy Pants were having a bit of a pick at the lawn, thinking oh dear, another boring day, and then this flash of black went wizzing past them, up go their heads as they realized it was a LADY that went past and off they went in hot pursuit with the daughter behind them, now the daughter knew that she would be in BIG trouble if anything happened to Mrs Spanish. The daughter finally retrieved Mrs Spanish, unmolested, and when I arrived home was promptly told what happened and that she is NEVER, NEVER EVER putting the chookens out again, Footnote: She was very late for work that day as the hair and makeup had to be redone (the daughters nick name is Paris)
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Post by beck on Mar 20, 2009 14:14:22 GMT 8
lol H7 that is great she sounds soo funny and entertaining bet you wish you had seen it lol does she know you share her stories or would she be mad lol lol
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Post by lakelands on Mar 20, 2009 15:36:02 GMT 8
that's hillarious. I have a duaghter story to. Alyce is a new Mum to baby Jack 51/2 months who is just learning the backwards shuffle. I have warned her several time that she wont be able to leave bub unattended any more for fear of him getting into mischief. The other day she called me very upset. She left the bub sleeping on the bed and when she came to check on him, he was no one to be found. In a panick she searched the room only to find him on the floor under the bed....fast asleep. none the worse for wear...except a little carpet burn on his forehead. She even took him up to the ED at the hospital in case he had concussion but he was fine. I guess I need to buy her a play pen next...
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Post by Cluck N Waddle on Mar 20, 2009 15:47:20 GMT 8
Lol what a classic Judy I can sympathise with your daughter Carolyn, I was like that last year when bubs was that age. Now yes, you definately cant take your eyes off him for a second, he's just bl*ody mischief
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Post by beck on Mar 22, 2009 14:00:50 GMT 8
i know what you mean my sister just flew in with her 2 boys aged 2 and 3 what mischief they are but i love every minute of it they are so cute and i can't get enough of them i wish she could stay they grow so fast and seem to get bigger by the minute
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Post by horses7 on Mar 22, 2009 19:26:46 GMT 8
Hi Beck, NO my daughter does not know I talk about her on here.
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Post by lakelands on Mar 23, 2009 6:14:31 GMT 8
Mine either but she's a forum nut so I think she would expect it LOL
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Post by mikemurphy on Mar 24, 2009 6:24:28 GMT 8
Not sure if this fits the category but my mere female P went off on a 14 km hike through the Nuyts Wilderness to the coast (just behind our place) and left a note saying she'd be back by 8.30 pm. At 9.30 I called the SES and the Police. I then went to where she started off. The SES had alerted two young local guys who knew that part of the bush very well and set off running along the track down which she had gone. I followed more slowly. Half an hour later I was "found" by some other young people camping in the bush who had heard me calling and thought I was lost. Meanwhile, the two young local guys who knew the bush very well had taken the wrong track and were "found" by P who was happilly strolling back, having walked further and taken longer than she expected. When we all got back to where we started the Police arrived, having got lost getting there!
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Post by horses7 on Mar 24, 2009 7:18:38 GMT 8
Great story Mike, HMMMM looks like your wife saved the day, maybe it should have gone in Mere Male LOL
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Post by beck on Mar 24, 2009 9:06:52 GMT 8
Yeah not bad Mike lol i think it should of gone in the male too she was not lost at all !!! oh H7 your daughter is in for a shock if she ever reads up if you video her you could make a killing on funniest home video lol she sounds like the life of a party lol lol
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Post by plink on Mar 24, 2009 10:41:21 GMT 8
Yesterday i was laying down reading a book. Feeling like a bit of fresh air i adjourned to the back patio to continue reading. The wife came outside and saw me there and asked, "So you're out side reading now are you?". All i could do was reply "Duuuuuuuuuuu" as i surveyed my surroundings, just to make sure.
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Post by lakelands on Mar 24, 2009 19:14:51 GMT 8
LOL Plink....I say that sort of thing to my OH all the time....We women just like to state the obvious
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Post by fluffychook on Mar 24, 2009 20:18:07 GMT 8
Some would call it sarcasm...lol
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Post by plink on Mar 25, 2009 13:27:41 GMT 8
Others would call it stupidity!!!!!!!!!!!!
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